Patron | Song Title | Subject | Lyrics | MP3 |
A.H. | “I Saw Him Standing There” | A woman sees Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees at the drugstore, but none of the people she tells about this sighting believe her. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
A.K. | “Antoinethan” | A half-hour concept EP about the friendship, courtship and marriage of a painter and an athlete. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
A.T. | “Empty Summer Camp” | A kid accidentally gets dropped off at summer camp a day early, and takes full advantage of it. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
Anon. | “Mark's Mechanical Mind” | A tribute to Fallnet, the Internet mailing list devoted to the legendary British band the Fall. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
C.B. | “Idle Hands Strumming” | An encouragement for the patron's recently laid-off brother to spend his free time playing his new guitar. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
C.C. | “The Passion of the Kim” | A woman is forced to watch “The Passion of the Christ” with her estranged father and his drunk girlfriend. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
H.N. | “Hung Nguyen? (All the Time!)” | A tribute to the bassist of Foot Patrol, one of my favorite local bands. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
J.F. | “Cosmic Shoelaces” | An aging musician laments the disconnect between dreams and reality, but finds inspiration in a fellow musician. | ||
J.G. | “Strap It On (and On and On)” | A woman who is obsessed with strap-ons. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
M.C. | “Ghost of Damour” | The ghost of Jdimytai Damour seeks vengeance against his killers. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
M.D. | “Honey Bunny” | A love song incorporating lyrics from the loved one's favorite children's shows. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
M.S. | “Max, Your Mother Worries” | A modern retelling of the story of St. Augustine and Monica, in which St. Augustine's name is changed to Max. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
S.D. | “Andie's House of Trash/Mariela Ballerina Ph.D” | Two songs celebrating the patron's two precocious daughters. | ||
S.E. | “Chalk Is Cheap” | A tribute to the female guitarist of the Weird Weeds, one of my favorite bands of all time. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
S.G. | “I'm What Willis Was Talking About” | A woman and her military husband struggle (and succeed) to stay together while he is stationed in Iraq. | Coming Soon | Coming Soon |
V.M. | “Soso & Lola (What Day)” | A couple works together to get over their trust issues, and creates a personal holiday to celebrate this accomplishment. |